happy new year

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happy new year

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31 December ko 23:59 minut per washroom Nahi jana.
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Werna agaly saal hi bahir niklo ge ;-)
"ADVANCE HAPPY NEW YEAR" 

happy new year to every one

happy new year....

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Yad hy tmhe wo sch00l k din?
Hum kitna khelte thy
Baten krty thy
Jhagrty thy
Hansty thy
Roty thy
Nhi yad!

Hoga B Nai

Q,k

tera SCH00L hor c mera hor c

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Papa: Which of us you like more Mama or Papa?
Kid: Both.
Papa: No tell me 1?
Kid: Both.
Papa: If I go to America & your Mother go to Paris, where will you go?
Kid: Paris.
Papa: This means you like your Mother?
Kid: No. Paris is more Beautiful than America.
Papa: If I go to Paris & your Mother go to America so where will you go?
Kid: America.
Papa: But Why :@ ?
Kid: Paris tou ghoom aya na papa :P

Papa: "Chal uth dafa hoja" :-|

'Total Siyappa' will bring India, Pakistan closer: Ali Zafar

'Total Siyappa' will bring India, Pakistan closer: Ali Zafar

Pakistani actor-singer Ali Zafar feels that his next film 'Total Siyappa' will bring India and Pakistan closer.

The film is set in London and is about what happens when a Pakistani boy goes to meet a girl's Indian Punjabi family and the 'siyappa' (total chaos) that follows. "I think people in India as well as Pakistan will enjoy this film. In this film things are shown in a comic way which people of both the countries will enjoy.

I am sure it will bring them (Indian and Pakistani) people closer. I am sure my fans over there (Pakistan) will love the film," Ali told reporters here at the first look of the film. "I have had a great and wonderful journey in India.

I feel fortunate to have worked with talented people here," he added. Director Neeraj Pandey of 'Special 26' fame, who has written the story of this film, changed its title from 'Aman ki Asha' to 'Total Siyappa'.

The makers felt the title 'Aman ki Asha' gives a different feel, though it is a fun film. It will now be called 'Total Siyappa' which means total chaos. "We had earlier called the film 'Aman ki Asha' as the boy's name is Aman and girl's name is Asha. But the film is more than that. So we have now changed it to a punjabi title, 'Total Siyappa'," Neeraj Pandey said.

'Shool' fame director E Niwas will direct the film and it stars Ali Zafar and Yami Gautam. It is set to hit silver screen next year. Neeraj felt that Niwas could do justice to the project and hence he chose not to direct the film. He also says that Ali and Yami were his only choice for the film.

Ali Zafar in an extended cameo in 'Tere Bin Laden 2'

Ali Zafar in an extended cameo in 'Tere Bin Laden 2'

Pakistani actor-singer Ali Zafar, who played the lead in "Tere Bin Laden", will be seen in a stretched cameo in the sequel to the 2010 superhit comedy, says director Abhishek Sharma.

Popular TV host Manish Paul, who made his big screen debut with "Mickey Virus", has been roped in to play the lead.

"You will not miss Ali Zafar because he is in the film, but he is playing a stretched cameo. Only Ali could have played the role," Sharma said at a press meet Sunday.

Manish came on board because the story demanded a new protagonist.

"Ali couldn't have played Manish's (Paul) role," said the director.



"This was a very conscious decision by the producers. Usually producers don't want to change anything in a sequel, but my producers were open about it because they knew the story needed a new protagonist," he added.

Sharma told media persons that "Tere Bin Laden 2" will hit theatres in six months time.

Pradhuman Singh continues to play an Osama Bin Laden look alike in the part two.

Afridi didn't seek explanation: Ali Zafar on 'Total Siyapaa'

Afridi didn't seek explanation: Ali Zafar on 'Total Siyapaa'

Actor Ali Zafar has reacted to reports that Shahid Afridi has not taken a dialogue from the forthcoming film "Total Siyapaa" well. He says the Pakistani cricketer has not demanded any explanation.

The film's teaser shows Ali's character, a Pakistani boy trying to woo a Hindu girl with a dialogue that implies that Pakistanis are fed up with Afridi.

As an aftermath, it was reported that the allrounder had demanded an explanation for this.

But Ali took to Twitter Friday to clear the air about how the dialogue is harmless.

"Afridi did not demand any explanation regarding the dialogue. He is a great sportsman and great sportsmen have sportsman spirit," Ali posted on the microblogging site.



The actor also requested his fans to first watch the film before forming any judgement on its dialogues.

"Request you all to see the full film with the complete dialogues and banter between the boy girl in the film, before making any judgement," he added.

Directed by E. Niwas and written by Neeraj Pandey, "Total Siyapaa" is a love story, and it also features Yami Gautam. The film will hit screens Jan 31, 2014.