joke

31 December ko 23:59 minut per washroom Nahi jana.
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Werna agaly saal hi bahir niklo ge ;-)
"ADVANCE HAPPY NEW YEAR" 

joke

Yad hy tmhe wo sch00l k din?
Hum kitna khelte thy
Baten krty thy
Jhagrty thy
Hansty thy
Roty thy
Nhi yad!

Hoga B Nai

Q,k

tera SCH00L hor c mera hor c

joke

Papa: Which of us you like more Mama or Papa?
Kid: Both.
Papa: No tell me 1?
Kid: Both.
Papa: If I go to America & your Mother go to Paris, where will you go?
Kid: Paris.
Papa: This means you like your Mother?
Kid: No. Paris is more Beautiful than America.
Papa: If I go to Paris & your Mother go to America so where will you go?
Kid: America.
Papa: But Why :@ ?
Kid: Paris tou ghoom aya na papa :P

Papa: "Chal uth dafa hoja" :-|

joke

Sardar to Hotel Manager: It is Written that you Provide Free Wife in the Room,
So I need one..

Manager: Oye haraam deyaa it's Not Free Wife..
It's free "Wi-Fi"

sms

police officer pathan se:
tum hamay janta nai ha
hum yahan ka
D.s.p hai
pathan:tum D.s.p hai to hum m.p.w tameez sa baat karo warna acha nai hoo ga
police:sorry sir
pr
ye m.p.w kia hota hai?
pathAn:
mong phali wala....

SmS

If kisses were the water I would give you the sea;
If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree;
But if love was time, I would give you eternity!

SmS

In the midst of golden dusk, my fingers entwined in yours, head resting on nook of your arm, breathing your fragrance, intoxicated, I find myself... all over again!

SmS

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
So please give me the opportunity to know your thoughts!

SmS

I hope that you'll understand,
That I'll love you till the end;
Because you're not just my girl, you're also my best friend!

SmS

I _ _ _ _ _ (Miss or Remember) You;
And I want to _ _ _ _ (Kiss, Hug or Befriend) You!
Because I _ _ _ _ (Love, Like, Adore or Fancy) You!
Fill in the blanks and send back to me asap. Let me see as to how you fare in your relationship test!