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31 December ko 23:59 minut per washroom Nahi jana.
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Werna agaly saal hi bahir niklo ge ;-)
"ADVANCE HAPPY NEW YEAR" 

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Yad hy tmhe wo sch00l k din?
Hum kitna khelte thy
Baten krty thy
Jhagrty thy
Hansty thy
Roty thy
Nhi yad!

Hoga B Nai

Q,k

tera SCH00L hor c mera hor c

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Papa: Which of us you like more Mama or Papa?
Kid: Both.
Papa: No tell me 1?
Kid: Both.
Papa: If I go to America & your Mother go to Paris, where will you go?
Kid: Paris.
Papa: This means you like your Mother?
Kid: No. Paris is more Beautiful than America.
Papa: If I go to Paris & your Mother go to America so where will you go?
Kid: America.
Papa: But Why :@ ?
Kid: Paris tou ghoom aya na papa :P

Papa: "Chal uth dafa hoja" :-|

The PM gets ANGRY

India has said nothing short of an apology from the United States is acceptable for that country`s handling of the arrest of its diplomat Devyani Khobragade in New York last week. It has also rebutted US attorney Preet Bharara`s statement that Ms Khobragade was extended courtesies in detention that many Americans wouldn`t get.

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Smile please.........

Ideal storage device...........................

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love meee

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Sardar to Hotel Manager: It is Written that you Provide Free Wife in the Room,
So I need one..

Manager: Oye haraam deyaa it's Not Free Wife..
It's free "Wi-Fi"

Evolution of Education

guess who many animals

boy or girl....

i family

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Devil Shopping!

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.

"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.'"

"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"

"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said "It looks great from back here, too!"

wheels of life......

Joke:meri pyariii biwi(wife)

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